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- TOP TEN SIGNS THE MICHAEL JACKSON/LISA MARIE MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE
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- 10. Michael looking pale and weird lately.
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- 9. Their Christmas card is a copy of their pre-nuptial agreement.
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- 8. They no longer share the Maybelline.
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- 7. Michael living in a Motel 6 outside of Rochester, N.Y.
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- 6. Lisa Marie now dating Richard Simmons.
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- 5. She likes Wendy's; he's an Arby's man.
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- 4. Lisa Marie refused to take the four-year intensive NASA training
- program that would teach her to moonwalk.
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- 3. She's making eyes at other androgynous freaks.
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- 2. She's found out "Neverland" refers to their sex life.
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- 1. He's grabbing himself again.
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- Letterman, Monday, November 14, 1994
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994
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